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Mugged on Friday, November 10, 2006 9:56:18 AM
Dear Mom,
Wow! Great news about the election! We’re so looking forward to coming home to a liberated America.
There was jubilation in the streets throughout Saskatchewan to be sure. Moonbeam closed the new age book store and I took the day off from the hydroponic farm to drive into town and celebrate. And celebrate we did! There were the usual burnings of the American flag and Bush in effigy, of course. The library had children’s programs and a Noam Chomsky reading. Everywhere was a festive atmosphere. MB and I splurged and both had colonics to symbolize the cleansing of the Republican evil from the American gut..
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know we got the plane tickets you sent, and not a moment too soon as it turns out. Moonbeam slipped a disc attempting a particularly ambitious Yoga pose 19 months ago, and we’re still waiting to get an MRI. We’ve been seeing a local shaman in the meantime, but she never seems to get any better. But, hey, the wait is the least we can do to ensure universal healthcare, but see if you can get her an appointment anyway.
Uncle Steve sends his love, but, plead as we might, we weren’t able to convince him to come home with us. He’s still convinced that “that basta*d Nixon” will have him arrested at the border. We tried to convince him that Nixon was dead and that 40 yrs was long enough to wait, but he just starts mumbling and hides under the Subaru.
So, I guess we’ll be seeing you next week. My mouth is watering in anticipation of one of your tofu and goat cheese casseroles. Hug Dad for us,
Love, Woody